If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president
professordumbeldore: professordumbeldore: do you have 67 protons because you’re a If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
dayssince30rockended: I has been 100 days since the end of 30 Rock.
davehugs: pros to being a jellyfish ur cute n beautiful you never have to go to college ur parents dont judge u ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you whats a gender u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo cons to being a jellyfish
My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.– Anonymous (via idiotshitbaby)
a secret porn club called the Illuminaughty
passdebourre: walk into the club like hey wait i have rehearsal tomorrow bye
wakeamy1995: averypottermormon: thetremblingofmyhand: My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font. But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale. Do you see how this might be an issue? you’re my...